Things I learned this weekend

Dye job, originally uploaded by sappycoldplaywhore.

• You can make these two colours by taking a parasite that lives on cacti and mixing it with acid (lime juice) for orange and an alkaline (lime) for purple.

• You can salsa dance to techno electronica.

• Three shots of Mezcal will fuck your shit up. (I think I already knew this, inherently.)

• Chedraui sells goat cheese.

• Mexican police are ridiculous caricatures of law enforcement officers.
  

• 'Mole' is the pre-Hispanic word for sauce, so 'guacamole' is 'mole del aguacate' or, avocado sauce.

• Be wary of those Mexico City boys.