Eating popcorn on a piano

Jillian, Melissa, and I were walking to school this morning when Jillian suddenly exclaimed, "Guess what I did last night!"

I thought it might be something saucy, as the other night we went lingerie shopping (at the Mexican equivalent of TJ Maxx's, no less) and were talking very loudly about her boyfriend and which teddy would make her boobs look bigger, etc., and we really hope no one in that store spoke English. So I thought it might be something like that.

No, it wasn't.

"I stayed up 'till 1 a.m. watching 'Hamster on a Piano'," she says.

I just don't even know what to say.